Canadian Politics Explained (Part II)
Our eye in Ottawa checked in over the weekend with his take on the current Canadian political situation. We really appreciate his taking the time, knowing how stressed he must be these days over the threat to his beloved Blackberry. He says:
"The Liberals, led by the greatest leader in Christendom, have fucked up the party, the finances, and the Lord's Prayer and have embarked on a mission to fuck you up too.
Paul Martin's fluffer, Jack Layton [leader of the left-of-center New Democrats], has decided to go off on his own after his blackmail tactics failed. He is a sanctimonious little fruit. He is also convinced he is Chinese.
Stephen Harper [leader of the Conservatives], a tactician turned terrible politician, has allowed himself to believe he can win this thing despite the fact that he hates Canadians and they hate him. Weird eh?
I have to pause here and remind you of my theory that people with two first names are born to be evil. See above.
Gilles Duceppe [head of the separatist Bloc Quebecois] is an arsehole. He has announced that Quebec should have its own hockey team in the upcoming Olympics. Based on the Scotland and Wales model. He should check the record of Scotland and Wales.
The best thing that can happen is status quo as a result, and that way we can fire them all out."
2 comments:
People with two first names are clearly evil. But what about people with two last names? For example, the upper-class skum in America who give their children first names like Kennedy? And what about democrat/hog-caller Howard Dean? Both of his names are common as both first and last names. Doubly evil?
and what if you have two identical first names, like "boutros boutros?"
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