Sports Corner
The Czech national football team won a big game on Wednesday night and now they get to go to the World Cup, I think.
The game was on in a bar where I was attending a birthday party and it was really loud and it meant there were way too many people between me and the source of my beverages. Some of us were actually forced to drink the Miller Genuine Draft out of the display case on the bar. (That's just a cut above drinking your own pee.)
And that's the sports news.
Oh wait, how about some FA Cup scores?
Boston United four, Swindon one.
Burton Albion one, Peterborough nil.
Chesterfield one, Leyton Orient two
Oldham four, Chasetown nil.
I could TOTALLY work for the BBC World Service.
4 comments:
since i'm american, i think you could read me the score table from the english football league with totally made-up names, and i would believe you as long as you kept saying 'one' and 'nil' all the time.
dingleshire one, blackburn hogswines nil.
camptown racers one, pervatin morningside nil.
hottentots one, doggerel sluggabeds nil.
this is fun:
tippington clackpots one, perthshire bumbeadles nil
cumbria cock 'n bottles one, norman fell nil.
tayside bottom dwellers one, shrewsbury night-napkins nil.
trowbridge trolls one, mr. belvedere nil.
laverne one, hassenfeffer incorporated nil.
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