Welcome

The virtual house rules are the same as the actual house rules -- if you put the couch out the window, you must eventually bring it back in. If you pass out in the kitchen garbage can, you mustn't blame your hostess for any resulting stains. And if you accidentally unplug the refrigerator, thinking you're unplugging the iron, don't worry -- there's probably nothing in it anyway.

Please, make yourselves at home...